Rather than saying “my anxiety is acting up,” there are a million more entertaining ways to excuse yourself due to mental health. Here are my top 10:
- My amygdala is acting up
- I retroactively realized I’m a dumbass so we’re gonna sit that stew for a while
- The serotonin cannons are misfiring
- I took a deep dive into my emotions and caught the bends on my way up
- Currently debating exceeding the doctor-recommended amount of chill pills
- The dopamine is acting pretty un-dope
- Moving from relating to 2007 Britney Spears on a spiritual level to a literal level
- My spirit animal transformed into a neurotic chihuahua
- Today’s Co-Star is telling me I have trouble in spirituality, sex & love, work, self, and social life
- I have evolved into my final form; my mattress
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