Washington, DC. 9/10, they don't call it a swamp because of the politics
Big Sky, MT. 7/10, best snow on Earth, cold, Kardashians got in a car wreck trying to drive up the mountain
Puerto Pensasco, Mexico. 8/10, cheap food, cheap drinks, it's called Rocky Point because of the rocky points in the sea
Lake Powell, UT. 8/10, beautiful, hot, lots of flies
Positano, Italy. 8/10, amazing food, beautiful beach, not much else to do
Sorrento, Italy. 8/10 because of the Limoncello
Amsterdam, Netherlands. 7/10, beautiful, clean, overrated, everyone speaks English except for the labels in the drugstore
Boston, MA. 7/10 cool history, weather is never good, Mass-holes are real and abundant
Athens, Greece. 7/10, still fixing from the economic collapse, amazing food, want to explore the nightlife
Poros, Greece. 8/10 amazing gelato
Panama City, Panama. 7/10 underrated city, 93% humidity, Panama canal is way cooler than anticipated
Las Vegas, NV. 6/10, 36 hours there is amazing, 37 is pushing it and requires a liver transplant
New York City, NY. 8/10, not the best place on Earth because they have abandoned trash cans and decide to use the street instead
Copenhagen, Denmark, 9.8/10. Water is warmer than you think, energy is amazing, scared to go in the winter
London, United Kingdom. 10/10, we're going to ignore the weather because of the multitude of cultures and activities
Bath, United Kingdom. 6/10, dirty bathwater, experienced while much too hungover, need to go back when I can open my eyes
Tucson, AZ. 8/10 dear to my heart, amazing food, hot as hell, not much to do when you've lived there a whole decade
Grand Canyon, AZ. 10/10, as grand as they say
St. Thomas, Virgin Islands. 8.7/10, not sure why they love banana-flavored rum so much, otherwise a perfect beach getaway
Chicago, IL. 4/10, overrated city, pizza is okay but you know it will kill you, built on the bones of serial murders
Rome, Italy. 7/10, food I still dream about, not a fan of the Vatican, too many popped collars
Paris, France. 7.8/10, amazing desserts, people can be as mean as they say, fluctuating levels of safety
Windsor Castle, UK. 6/10, no princes to marry like I was promised
Bethany Beach, DE. 9/10 a great pandemic birthday vacation
Georgetown Lake, MT. 9/10, only point deducted because it's in MT