Pandemic Purchases

I keep online shopping as if I’ll ever go?? places again??? So far in quarantine I have ordered:

  • A bracelet that says “I daydrink and say fuck”
  • A bracelet from the same Etsy shop that says “Badass with a great ass” (for a friend’s birthday!)
  • A picture frame
  • A Roomba and googly eyes
  • Shelves/storage for my living room
  • A dress for a wedding that got cancelled (and, I technically wasn’t invited to yet)
  • Bras (lol) and bralettes
  • A Stitch Fix of work clothes (which USPS lost, possibly a blessing)
  • A leopard print bikini
  • 2 lawn chairs to tan on my balcony

You know what, I stand by most of these. Eventually we’ll make it out of here, and I’ll have a fire bikini to grace the world with.

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