I keep online shopping as if I’ll ever go?? places again??? So far in quarantine I have ordered:
- A bracelet that says “I daydrink and say fuck”
- A bracelet from the same Etsy shop that says “Badass with a great ass” (for a friend’s birthday!)
- A picture frame
- A Roomba and googly eyes
- Shelves/storage for my living room
- A dress for a wedding that got cancelled (and, I technically wasn’t invited to yet)
- Bras (lol) and bralettes
- A Stitch Fix of work clothes (which USPS lost, possibly a blessing)
- A leopard print bikini
- 2 lawn chairs to tan on my balcony
You know what, I stand by most of these. Eventually we’ll make it out of here, and I’ll have a fire bikini to grace the world with.